You Got That Moneymaker

well, not you, but i do.
i was reading craiglist rants & raves…and one of the threads was about how basically anyone woman can sell her body and get paid for it, simply because we’re women. and then i started thinking to myself (for probably the fiftieth time) why the hell not? it’s kind of nerve wrecking though to just even think about accepting money for sex, but hey, if im lying down there with my legs open for a complete stranger, why not lie there with my legs open for a complete strange AND get paid for it?

yea, i talked about this yesterday, but i’m really, really contemplating in doing this.
i’m sick of seeing girls with their sugardaddies….(everytime i see a old man with a young girl, i know what the deal is, and when i see a asian with a ugly old guy, i think she’s a mail ordered bride) but yea….i want to go shopping, and part time jobs can’t afford my shopping habits. and anyways, i don’t work. why i don’t work? because school, stress, and just all the other crazy shit. before you even think about it, was i abused as a child?

no. i wasn’t.

but i was neglected of the night life….sheltered from everything.
tsk, tsk mommy, that was a bad idea to not let your daughter out…now i’m on my own, and basically out of control. but whatever…i love it.
i like living on the edge.
i like living with risks.
i like knowing that something awful could happen to me at any moment.
it’s a thrill…a serious thrill for me.

 now back to making money-

how would one get started?

So Should I?

so really, i’ve been thinking to myself…why not get paid for your services?

i mean, seriously, a artists enjoys painting, they get paid for it, a photographer likes taking pictures, they’re paid for it, a musician enjoys music, they’re paid for it, and i enjoy sex, but am NOT paid for it…so why not change all that? it’s not like people don’t already think im a prostituite anyways…so i might as well get paid for that too…so yesterday

I Don’t Think

so i did again.

had a strange encounter with a stranger.

i dunno man, i think this shit is addicting (ya think?) and i really don’t think i’m going to stop anytime soon. i have like 5 booty-calls lined up, and it’s getting kind of hard to juggle them all. i’m no juggeler…but anyways, last night man….last night was crazy.
 

it was my girl’s 21st birthday, and boy was it wild. we blazed, we drank, we blazed some more, than drunk some more, and we were just doing th damn thing…but now it’s morning, and umm….the damn thing is doing us.
let’s see, hangovers anyone?
thank god i dont have one, but two people are going through one right now….dude, do i feel bad.

Ooh…You Shouldn’t Have Done That

wanting to get high with no money is a bad feeling.

so like all bad feelings, i turn to my good old friend “craigslist”. why not?
was it soliciting sex for weed, maybe. but i got high didn’t i, and i myself didn’t even have to fuck anyone.

my friend did.

so yesterday, all day, me and my friend were talking about how we were going to get ’sooo high’ how we were going to smoke, and drink and shit this weekend. the talking was good. but the fact was, that actually happening was kind of bleak. it wasn’t happening. first off, her ass is always broke (free-loading heifer!), second of all, i was broke, and third of all, are asses were broke as shit. so, it wasn’t happening. i mean, i got a couple of dollars, but not that im going to waste on weed (i mean, i do use public transportation when responding to booty-calls, how would a girl get home?)

so i told my roommate that i could get us some weed, BUT, in the process, she would have to sleep with someone for it.

I Suck at this Kind of Thing

don’t ever ask me to do phone sex.
don’t ever ask me to cyber either.
i literally suck at it. i doubt i could ever be a sex operator, i’d screw it up.

so, my new “FWB” (who’s permanent, for now) wants dirty pictures, likes it when i talk dirty to him on the computer, and he also likes phone sex. and i do neither of those things well. but i mean, i do try. but as for the dirty pictures….nooo waaay. i wouldn’t ever do that. i can’t. it’s just a little too weird to take pictures like that, especially for someone you’re not in a relationship with, and sexual relationships don’t count. when he asked me, i said “why can’t you look at porn?” he said because it’s better when you know the person.
here’s an idea! cut my face out, and put it on any person’s body you want to, than it’ll be like you know the person, cause im not taking dirty pictures. even though it’d be kind of cool if they got leaked, and than i became famous like that chick paris hilton, or kim what-ever….but i don’t think id get too popular over pictures. so maybe i should offer him to make a ‘home-made porno’ and leak it myself…and ya know, who knows who may come knocking on my door, i mean,  sex is acting isn’t it (well, thats what i think, sometimes its good, other times im pretending….)