so after that guy was a flop, i decided to check my inbox again and find a potential psycho who i would let take my virginity. but unbeknownst to these poor un-suspecting gentlemen, i was indeed a virgin, but i didn’t say anything to them about it. i talked a pretty good game to never have fucked someone before. so here was this guy named “C”…he was really cute, basically my type, and everything i really wanted to fuck. but he was also a weirdo. he really didn’t talk to me as much as i wanted to, and he was even an asshole too.
but that shit turned me on though.
i like being ignored and wanted at the same time. thats hott.
anyways…so me and him exchange a few emails, we talk on aim for a while, and we talk on the phone for like two minutes, and we finally decide that “hey, we should fuck!”….i first went to his house during the weekday, and i just wanted to get a feel of things, i mean, after all i was a virgin, and i wasn’t about to let this complete stranger stick his ding-dong in me (yet), so we just watched a movie. we watched the zodiac…kinky, huh?
so after that, the asshole walked me home, and i guess we made plans to do something the next day.
he didnt call.
i was pissed as a mother fucker about that one, because 1) i was horny 2) i wanted to fuck him and 3) i was horny.
he then later sent me a message like the next day and said we could do something, and like every other girl who loves lying assholes, i said “yes”.
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