so i did again.
had a strange encounter with a stranger.
i dunno man, i think this shit is addicting (ya think?) and i really don’t think i’m going to stop anytime soon. i have like 5 booty-calls lined up, and it’s getting kind of hard to juggle them all. i’m no juggeler…but anyways, last night man….last night was crazy.
it was my girl’s 21st birthday, and boy was it wild. we blazed, we drank, we blazed some more, than drunk some more, and we were just doing th damn thing…but now it’s morning, and umm….the damn thing is doing us.
let’s see, hangovers anyone?
thank god i dont have one, but two people are going through one right now….dude, do i feel bad.
so about last night?
i went and met this guy, actually, he came to my house. and dude, he wasn’t even all that cute, but had a nice personality, and had a bad ass whip, but i mean, hey, who am i to turn down sex? i’m pretty sure a many think that i’m a whore, but they really don’t understand it. i enjoy sex, and i like it, so why not do it? it doesn’t have to be with one person, that gets boring (even though “L” is really exciting, thats why im fucking him twice) but still, i like new things with new people, and honestly, i can’t help that.so i get picked up by this guy, and go to his house, and chill for a while, and then its like 4am, and he says you want me to drive you home, im like “sure”….so he’s driving me home, and then he starts asking me all these sexual questions, like if im not good at this, then what am i good at? and i just laugh. i don’t want to sound cocky, buy ya know, i’m pretty good at head, and you haven’t had good head, until i gave it to you.
but i didn’t phrase it like that though, i just said i give good head. but anyways, he’s asking me where are the places ive fucked, where are some weird places ive given head, and other shit, and i’m like just my room, or other peoples room, nothing wild and crazy about that, then he asks me if i want to give him head. and i’m just saying to myself….”well, i could use a little more practice so i could be good for sunday…” so i do it.we go back to his place for the second time, and i start to give him head. he was absolutely enjoying it, and i swear his leg was twitching….damn right.
so i stop after a while, and i’m like, “what do i get?” his response is what do i want, and i’m just actually thinking to myself, nothing you have to offer. your dick is too small, thats only going to reach the my clit, you cant fuck me with that, and i’m serious….his dick was soooo small, it went in my whole mouth (but so do alot of dicks) but still….i honestly didn’t really want anything from him, but i preteneded and flirted like i did, i’m good at acting. so i just said you could finger me.
i would’ve said eat me out, but honestly, i don’t enjoy that too much, cause i know that some guys don’t like it, and that its just weird…but anyways, he just did that for me. so after a while of getting all hott, i just burst out and said why not just fuck me….(i tend to talk like a dirty slut when in heat) and his response was “i just met you” i’m like….umm….wasn’t that the point?
but i just said whatever.
to myself i was actually relief, cause then i’d feel bad for him because he wouldn’t be able to touch my vagina with his penner cause its so small.
haha.
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