Not for the Faint Mind

i had sex again.yep, i had “sexy time” with another guy.

i was supposed to stop, but damn, my period was over, and i was horny like a man who just spent twenty-years in prison…i wanted some dick, and boy…did i NOT get it.

so this is what happened, i’ve been talking to this guy for about a week on aim, and i mean, he seems cool, the only problem was that he was a fucking pussy and too afraid to actually come over and try and do shit, so it took some talking, and of course, alot of dirty talk, but i finally convinced him and he came over.

man, oh man, was i ahem- embarrassed.

this guy was so nerdy it wasn’t even funny.
i’m not talking like “hott-TV-nerd” i’m talking fanny-pack, pocket protector nerd…but he was cute though, just nervous and weird as hell.
so he get’s there, and i say to him, what do you want to do, and he’s like “i don’t know” and i’m saying to myself, what the fuck you mean you don’t know…? i know what i want, i just want to make sure you know what you want…so i ask him again, this time he says, it’s whatever  i want, so i say “let’s fuck”. and i guess a red-light went on in his head, because the next thing i know our clothes are off, and we’re making out.

sounds good, right?
wrong!

it was awful to begin with, i mean embarrasingly awful, because he really was just so weird, and then in the middle of it, he just stops and starts rambling on about some weird shit.
i’m just saying to myself, “dude, fucking shut up and fuck me”….but he wasn’t stopping anytime soon, and then he just sits up and tells me its too weird for him and that he’s never really done this before…so like me, being the nice, sweet person i am, i tell him it’s okay and that we can just lay down for a while, we don’t have to do anything.
he liked that idea.

so there we were, just laying in my twin sized bed.
pretty tight and small, but yea. we were laying in there just talking about basically everything, this kid was weird, but he was cool though, he was like twenty-four but i swear could pass for sixteen…

anyways, after what seems to be like five hours (was actually two) we start talking about the stuff we want to try, and talking about stuff we like, what we don’t, and so he starts talking about oral, and how good he is, and i’m like, okay, you want to eat me out? and he was like sure!

and damn, was i glad i asked him too, cause that shit was ummppf…i mean it was good, i mean i’ve never been eaten out like that before, and i’ve had my share of pussy eaters, but damn, this kid was great. i think i was twitching…i mean, i think my leg was freaking cramping up, and he was going for along time too, than after a while i couldn’t take anymore.

so after that, i gave him a blow job.
that was basically all i could do for him though, his dick was waaay to small, and i felt so bad too, because he even said it himself that he’s too small…i wanted to laugh, but felt bad.
but anyways, we wasted (not even USED) but wasted, about four condoms trying to fuck. it wasn’t working AT ALL! his dick was not going in my pussy, and i was getting so frustrated…like, WTF? so we just 69′d (which i did for the first time, and it was awesome) and umm…this maybe gross to some, but he ate me out while sitting on his face…that was crazy.

 so thats about it i guess…nothing really exciting.

oh yea, i smoked some weed yesterday and that shit had something else in it, because the next thing i know, i’m knocked out sleep at like 1pm, than awake at like 5pm?

someone had sexy time with me while i was knocked out…i’m onto you!