what the fuck was i thinking?no seriously…what the hell was i thinking when i said i’d meet up with this guy…?
apparently not at all, but whatever, its over and done with, and anyways, i didn’t really do much with him.
so this is what happened, i started chatting with this guy, so within an hour, you know i’m going to put on my charm, and manipulate them to come see me, but ya know, this kid didn’t have a car and depended on public transportation, so i said fine, we can do it in the morning….man, when i first looked at his pictures, they were decent, he looked like a normal human being, not something that looked like it was stung by 100 bees, with a bobble head and stick figure body.
yes, that is the perfect description for him.
but anyways….we decided on early in the morning, that we’ll have ourselves a fuck session, i said okay, i don’t mind.
and really, have you known me to turn down sex? but anyways, yea so he comes over, and i meet him at the train station…when i get up there, i’m saying to myself….OH GOD, NO
i couldn’t do anything now, i mean, he did come all the way to my house from somewhere else, so why not? so we’re walking and he has a nerve to ask me (very loudly) are you wearing any underwear, and i’m like, “what?” even if im not wearing underwear, you’re not going anywhere near my box.
i answer no. you know how slutty i am…
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