what the fuck was i thinking?no seriously…what the hell was i thinking when i said i’d meet up with this guy…?
apparently not at all, but whatever, its over and done with, and anyways, i didn’t really do much with him.
so this is what happened, i started chatting with this guy, so within an hour, you know i’m going to put on my charm, and manipulate them to come see me, but ya know, this kid didn’t have a car and depended on public transportation, so i said fine, we can do it in the morning….man, when i first looked at his pictures, they were decent, he looked like a normal human being, not something that looked like it was stung by 100 bees, with a bobble head and stick figure body.
yes, that is the perfect description for him.
but anyways….we decided on early in the morning, that we’ll have ourselves a fuck session, i said okay, i don’t mind.
and really, have you known me to turn down sex? but anyways, yea so he comes over, and i meet him at the train station…when i get up there, i’m saying to myself….OH GOD, NO
i couldn’t do anything now, i mean, he did come all the way to my house from somewhere else, so why not? so we’re walking and he has a nerve to ask me (very loudly) are you wearing any underwear, and i’m like, “what?” even if im not wearing underwear, you’re not going anywhere near my box.
i answer no. you know how slutty i am…
so, i open the door to my place, and as usual, i ask how do you want to do this, how do you see this working…i have to pretend that i’ve never done it before, and that i’m nervous as hell (which in actuality, i’m not). so he tries to kiss me…and man oh man was that sooooo gross, i mean it was so gross, ever have anyone try and kiss you and you’re looking at them like “you’re not pretty enough to kiss me?!” well, that’s how i was feeling….he was not pretty enough to kiss me.
so i just lied and said i don’t kiss people, and that i suck at it…it was weird though, cause when he tried to kiss me, i pulled back…haha….i felt so bad.
so after that, i just told him straight up, eat my pussy.
that it would put us at a good start…but not really.
i just wanted him to eat me out, and than after that i wasn’t going to do shit for him. so after that, he tries to take my bra off, and i say, uh-uh, im leaving this on, hell i had my shirt, my skirt, and evrything still on, i wasn’t planning on staying to long (even though it was my own house).
so he asked for a blow job, and i said can i put my bra on first, and so i do so (but take like five minutes doing it) so i come out of the bathroom, and he’s in my kitchen, and he’s like ‘i’m going to go’ and i say, why? (not that ir eally gave a damn, if anything i was happy) but he said its because he felt i wasnt into it, and he asked me if i was, and i said, no, not really, i tried to word it as nicely as possible, so i just said it was awkward for me cause i don’t know you too well….
riight.
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