i got paid for sex.yes, i did.
i earned two-hundred and twenty dollars for a blow job, and to allowing him suck my tits and eating my pussy.
that’s the quickest two-hundred dollars i’ve ever earned in my life, and honestly, i feel so fucking crazy about it. and i’m not talking like psychotic crazy, i’m talking crazy like yea, i’ve actually done something worth doing in my life.
i knew that i kept talking about getting paid, for sex, but now that it’s happened, its honestly no different than just having sex- only difference is, i got paid this time.
so, want to know how it all started?
well, here’s the message on how it got sought up
| guy (12:28:59 AM): | u want money? |
| guy (12:34:32 AM): | how much for a blowjob? |
| me (12:34:47 AM): | wtf is your problem |
| me (12:36:06 AM): | what, are you that desperate or something you’re looking to pay for a blow job |
| guy (12:37:16 AM): | horny, not desperate. and you’re cute and have nice tits, would love a blowjob. |
| me (12:37:26 AM): | so if i were to do this, how much |
| guy (12:38:18 AM): | how much do you want?? do you give good head? whats it worth to me do you think? |
| me (12:38:21 AM): | i want 175 |
| me (12:38:25 AM): | and im really good at it |
| guy (12:39:28 AM): | i want to come in your mouth, do you swallow? |
| me (12:39:47 AM): | no i dont swallow |
| me (12:39:55 AM): | but if you want me to do that ill charge 200 |
| guy (12:41:45 AM): | u go from askin me wtf my problem is to being quite the little bargainer, haha, u’re too funny, so no condom obv if i’m coming if ur mouth and u want 200 to swallow my cum? i want to see your tits too obv. so you have to take your shirt off and let me see them while u do it ok? |
| me (12:42:06 AM): | haha…i went from wtf is your problem to a light bulb going on in my head saying im broke |
| me (12:42:08 AM): | so i guess so |
| guy (12:43:04 AM): | lol, ok, do you need me to pick u up again? |
| me (12:44:10 AM): | yea, and i want the 200 first |
| guy (12:44:43 AM): | 100 up front, 100 when u make me cum |
| guy (12:44:49 AM): | i’ve gotten burned b4 |
| me (12:44:49 AM): | so you’re not going to like drop me off in some ditch are you |
| me (12:44:53 AM): | cause ive never done this before |
| me (12:45:01 AM): | and its money invovled and some people are crazy |
| me(12:45:05 AM): | and i dont want to be on the news |
| guy (12:45:43 AM): | drop u off in a ditch?? hunny, i wanted to hang out and get high and drunk tonite, but i’ll take what i can get, of course i’ll drive u home |
| guy (12:45:53 AM): | i’m a nice normal guy i swear |
| me (12:45:53 AM): | okay then |
| me (12:46:01 AM): | if you still know where i live you can come pick me up |
| guy (12:46:19 AM): | ur the one who doesnt like me remember |
| me (12:46:13 AM): | haha…i guess even though its not i dont like you |
| guy (12:46:48 AM): | huh? |
| me (12:46:50 AM): | nvm |
| me (12:46:58 AM): | just come on and get me so i could get it over with |
| guy (12:47:27 AM): | thats a nice attitude |
| guy (12:47:34 AM): | damn, making me feel bad now |
| guy (12:47:37 AM): | u dont have to |
| me (12:48:12 AM): | haha |
| me (12:48:13 AM): | i do |
| me (12:48:19 AM): | i need two hundred dollars |
| me (12:48:20 AM): | and plus |
| me (12:48:27 AM): | i need to get the fuck out the house |
| me (12:48:41 AM): | the’yre all drunk in house |
| guy (12:49:02 AM): | address again? |
| guy (12:49:10 AM): | u coulda been drunk too, herer! |
| guy (12:49:15 AM): | i have booze by the way |
| me (12:49:14 AM): | – —— —— ——- —– |
| me (12:49:19 AM): | and just call me when you’re outside |
| me (12:49:24 AM): | my number is ———- |
| me (12:49:26 AM): | and btw |
| me (12:49:37 AM): | where are we doing this btw? |
| guy (12:50:03 AM): | at my house, i live alone now |
| me (12:49:49 AM): | good |
| guy (12:50:10 AM): | thats what i was tryin to tell u earlier |
| me (12:50:00 AM): | ok |
| me (12:50:05 AM): | you got some bud right |
| guy (12:50:30 AM): | yes ma’am |
| guy (12:50:34 AM): | tons |
| me (12:50:17 AM): | good |
| me(12:50:28 AM): | okay, just come get me then |
| guy (12:50:47 AM): | i’m leaving now, see u in like a half hour |
| me (12:51:27 AM): | ok |
haha….i didn’t think i’d live after this shit.
cause at first when i met this guy (matter of fact, he’s from this entry) he was weird to me, and i thought he was a little creepy and strange.
not anymore, shit, after getting paid for doing basically nothing for him, why the hell not?
but still, i was scared he was going to drop me off in a ditch. wouldn’t you be if you pissed someone off and kept telling them you weren’t interested in fucking him?
well, i’m off now.
it’s time to go bury my face in some ice cream.
i haven’t had my face buried in a long time…maybe its time for a w4w casual encounter post?
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