The Ugly Friend

everyone has one.you know, that one girl who really thinks shes cute, has a nice body, but secretly she looks like shit? well yea, that’s my friend.so, i tried to do it again yesterday.
you know, “set something up” for myself and my “ugly” friend, so we could get some money….baaaad idea.
it didn’t work in the least, and when it DID almost work, my stupid friend answered the phone and told the guy we left….yea, dumbasss.

so i guess this is probably going to be a harder job than i thought?

also, did i mention i was offered by my roommates friend a job to be a prostituite?

this guy was telling me all this good stuff, how i could hustle, make money, and do all sorts of shit. but the only thing i’m not liking about the whole deal, is i don’t want a pimp. if anything, if i’m laying on my back, or if i’m on all fours, i am going to be the one making the money, and keeping all the money, not some fat old guy who sells little girls (it’s true!)

so what’s a girl to do?

should i become a ‘college prostituite’? i mean, honestly, i really, really could use the extra assistance, so why the hell not? i have a pussy, which was given to me, so why not use it?

and speaking of pussy, my friend has this really, really hot friend, and i want to fuck the shit out of her (with a dildo) and also do a threesome (and get paid for it) yep…
we’re both hott enough to get paid for it, so why not?

i’m now going to go to bed.
i’ve been roaming the streets late at night and haven’t had any sleep.

kidding.